Shai Gar vs. Tamagochi - Duel

[Shai Gar]

This is a personal thing. I've never liked them, and finally I've got a real one to duel.


*refuses to feed*

 

[Tamagochi]

This is a personal thing. I've never liked them, and finally I've got a real one to duel.


*refuses to feed*

ergh... do you want to talk about your traumatic experience involving tamagochis?

:couch2:

 

[Shai Gar]

Yes. Mine refused to die. No matter how long I starved it, it just kept alive somehow.

 

[Nemo]

Yes. Mine refused to die. No matter how long I starved it, it just kept alive somehow.

You just described my average experience when I play The Sims.

 

[slant]

Didja hear about The Sims 3?!

The graphic files are so large you need to computers to store it, or one computer that's purpose is solely to play Sims on.

 

[Shai Gar]

The Sims also sucks. I put a guy outside and built walls around him. Nothing happened for two weeks. I put air vents on his walls, and sent the pizza delivery guy to stand outside the vents sometimes.

 

[slant]

I used to play Zoo Tycoon and would lock up the guests in a cage with the tigers. Zoo Tycoon was awesome. All of the people were turned into ground meat- AND I was still getting money for admissions.

 

[Nemo]

The Sims also sucks. I put a guy outside and built walls around him. Nothing happened for two weeks. I put air vents on his walls, and sent the pizza delivery guy to stand outside the vents sometimes.

On the rare occasions that I play The Sims, I always get bored after 30 minutes. I then start to find ways to kill and/or make my sims suffer as a result of their child-like stupidity (because I feel that it's my duty as a "god" to kill anybody who isn't worthy of breeding)*. I've had great success with death by house fire.:flame:

*I'm not really a sadistic person, I just loathe my sims.

 

[Shai Gar]

I want to marry you.

 

[Bored Now]

I love how the family members all start crying when they walk past the ashes of their incinerated loved ones. I tried forever to get abducted by aliens by looking at the sky with a telescope, but nothing ever happened. Weak.

 

[corvidae]

I had a tamogatchi in elementary school, but it kept beeping in the middle of class. Very annoying. When it ran out of batteries I just threw it out.

 

[Quinlan]

This is a personal thing. I've never liked them, and finally I've got a real one to duel.


*refuses to feed*

Welcome to 1996!


Australians...

 

[Nemo]

I want to marry you.

Only if I get to be the man in the relationship.