I want to die laughing

[DrShephard]

I want your funniest videos, pictures, etc etc. I don't mean the ones that make you smile - I mean the ones that made you nearly cry laughing the first time you saw it, and make you laugh at inappropriate moments whenever they sneak into your mind again, like in line at the grocery store.

I'll start:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9xhs76Ag44"]YouTube - Lesbian Cooking with Madge[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NLIlSiR6MY"]YouTube - Dating On Demand[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48"]YouTube - Sex Offender Shuffle[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrSPZFINmZw"]YouTube - Wonder Showzen - You Can't Film Here[/ame]

As a note, I'm starting to think most of my comedic choices have to do with blatant mockery and insensitivity.

 

[IndigoSensor]

[youtube]aM94aorYVS4[/youtube]

I distinctly remember laughing so much that it almost hurt, and I tipped over in the chair I was sitting in.

 

[Jill Hives]

http://youtu.be/0xLRQohZtuo

Ever since I first saw this it makes me crack up every single time.

 

[DrShephard]

I distinctly remember laughing so much that it almost hurt, and I tipped over in the chair I was sitting in.

I distinctly remember the Cochicken one as my favorite, even though it does not test the power of the blender at all. "That's some good cochicken!"

This one made me laugh more than any of the "official" Blendtec ones though. The first two aren't not funny, but the last one had me almost crying:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nsNqbaAFuE"]YouTube - Will it blend SPOOF![/ame]

 

[Edith]

what the fuck is a moon pie?

and the last one is hilaaaarious

 

[Siren]

"What did the boy melon say to the girl melon?"
"But honeydew, we cantaloupe."​

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLkIPt0VeYU"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLkIPt0VeYU[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwnFE_NpMsE&feature=fvwrel"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwnFE_NpMsE&feature=fvwrel[/ame]

"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."
"The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can."
​

 

[Sloe Djinn]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_-NfKakS6A"]YouTube - Jesus, Man[/ame]

 

[Saram]

I sure like this stuff.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgMPJU6wSF0"]YouTube - Jim Lahey Drunk Scenes[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfq3c4Cf1Fs&feature=related"]YouTube - Rickyisms[/ame]

 

[Feelings]

@invisible You gonna like this.
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5hx6u-ecxY"]YouTube - Invisible Ride (Ghost Whippin') (Normal Quality)[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7X9MQi7uOU"]YouTube - Tokyo Dance Trooper in Shibuya[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtR2m20C2YM"]YouTube - Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbVifPkbYsk"]YouTube - 12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CqpEacxdS0"]YouTube - Army Holds Annual Bring Your Daughter To War Day[/ame]

 

[acd]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo"]YouTube - Tunak Tunak Tun (Best Copy)[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8"]YouTube - GI Joe - Pork Chop Sandwiches[/ame]

 

[slant]

[youtube]H-fMKT9-uVk[/youtube]

 

[Free Mind]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc"]YouTube - Cool Guy has Chill Day[/ame]

 

[slant]

[youtube]rcJorFihY9k[/youtube]

 

[Chamomile]

This is not a video or picture, it is a true story. I live with my slightly dense 21 year old best friend.

The other day she came to me and was like 'I figured out why my room is so cold.' I'm like 'Oh, why's that?' 'The handymen forgot to put a heating vent in my room.' I was like 'Wtf? You don't have an air vent?!' 'No, I have an air vent, they forgot the HEAT vent. I can get air, I can't get heat.' I kept a straight face, put on a puzzled expression and said, 'But my room only has one vent, and I get both...' without missing a beat, she says 'But see your room touches the AC closet. If I was going to get heat, there would have to be a pipe across the middle of the living room to get there, so they didn't put it in.' So I'm like, 'How does your cold air get there then?' Completely serious, she says ''That's different.' It also didn't occur to her that handymen aren't construction workers, so I said 'Why don't you go tell the handymen what you realized?' and she said 'Well if they're too stupid to figure it out when they built it, they can't do anything about it now.'

Not kidding. She still thinks this is true.

 

[donkeybals]

*Puts on professor hat*

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T81nJOqZSdA&feature=related"]YouTube - Sigmund Freud's Defense Mechanisms[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P7WCNsf8iE&feature=related"]YouTube - Sigmund Freud's Defense Mechanisms Part II[/ame]

 

[slant]

[youtube]Zsw68COl-Cs[/youtube]

 

[Sloe Djinn]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UJ9Ggs3Dkk"]YouTube - Whitest Kids U Know - Slow Jerk[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z2SOcTQNOo"]YouTube - G.I. Joe PSA Waterski[/ame]

@acd I totally forgot about the G.I. Joe psa's. This is one of my favorites.