I don't like friendship because

[knight in battle]

(A) People are high-maintenance.
(B) I'm high-maintenance.
(C) My quixotic interests take up most of my waking hours.
(D) All my friends are online.
(E) All of the above.
(F) I'm a closet-ISTJ.
(G) I'm a closet-INTJ.
(H) My teddy bear is sweet.
(I) I like hanging out with myself and God.
(J) My self-centeredness disqualifies me as a valuable friend.
(K) What part of "Leave me alone, B*TCH!" do you not understand?

 

[Matt3737]

(E) All of the above.

 

[Gaze]

(B) I'm high-maintenance.
(K) What part of "Leave me alone, B*TCH!" do you not understand?

 

[AUM]

(L) I'm a bad friend.

 

[Soulful]

I like the poll-alternative set-up you have here!
Mind if I ask why you ask?

 

[knight in battle]

I like the poll-alternative set-up you have here!
Mind if I ask why you ask?

Done.
(Original reason: Polls just tally the numbers and probably aren't very interesting stats.)