So the objective of this imagination exercise is that, you start a sentence like this "DAMN THAT IRISH KID! HE'S SUCKING UP ALL OF THE JOY IN THE FORUM AND USING IT TO...." The last one that I have posted was bake cookies for the elderly and severely overcharge them. So the formula is the sentence beginning + some horrible thing that the damn irish kid is doing. And who is the irish kid we speak of? Melkor, of course. And he doesn't know about this thread yet so nobody tell him.