Change your LinkedIn to list features and add-ons like they do for cars.
- Loyalty (+$30k/yr)
- Overtime (+$30k/yr)
- Synergy (+$5k/yr)
- Above and Beyond (+$50k/yr)
- Shorter Bathroom Breaks (+$10k/yr)
- Can Do Attitude (+$20k/yr)
- Team Player (+$10k/yr)
- 5 year plan (+$5k/yr)
- 10 year plan (+$10k/yr)
- Focus (20 hrs/week, +$1k/each added hour per week)
- Team Building (+$2k/outing)
- Happy Hours (+$1k/outing)
- Hanging Out After Work (+$1k/outing)
Cheers,
Ian