Would you kill a puppy for $1000000?
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Yes. What's even better than an easy $1,000,000 is earning my money working a 9-5 murdering puppies all day.
Misadventure
butt fros and asian purrs
No. But I'd gladly take all of you puppy killers on.
So you wouldn't kill a puppy, but you'd end a human life? (serious question
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So you wouldn't kill a puppy, but you'd end a human life? (serious question
I will become death incarnate to fight for and protect those that cannot fight for themselves.
Tin Man
"a respectable amount of screaming"
*tries to wipe away puppy blood*
Oh this? I just had a bbq ribs and got really messy.
And then I massacred a bunch of cute puppies. Damn it. What I meant to say was, I didn't just massacre a bunch of puppies and sell their hides to an evil fashion designer.
[MENTION=5667]Jacobi[/MENTION]
Death is far too quick for you, my friend. I would say let’s bring out the torture devices instead, but that would just be mere foreplay for you. Since you love cats so much, I think I’ll duct tape you to a chair while the scent of fresh blood still lingers and lock a rather hungry tiger in the room with you.
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... no, wait, lemme fix that ...
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There.
I worked with a girl in a department store, she was in cashier department, but I spent a lot of time helping out at cashier so I got to chat with her quite a bit. She was telling me about how she had wanted very much to be a vet, and she had worked as a vet assistant for a long time, but the vets would make her put down all the homeless cats that were too messed up to find homes, and it slowly broke her spirit for working with animals. They shouldn't have made that be her role. Cat exterminator. What an evil thing to do to an animal-loving assistant with veterinary potential. Anyway, she's doing a science degree now, so good for her.
So you wouldn't kill a puppy, but you'd end a human life? (serious question
I'll butt in to answer too. One of the few things that makes me lose my shit is people mistreating animals. I actually smashed in someone's car window because they left their dog in there and it was sweltering. Would I end a human life? I mean not on purpose, but if some sick fuck was like wailing on a puppy, I would do what I had to do to intervene. *Puts on super-hero cape.*
Heaps of people on here who pay to eat animal flesh are like "OMG! I could never kill puppy! That is too horrible!!" But actually, there's nothing to stop you from eating the puppy after you kill it, and a million dollars is a much, much higher evaluation of the cost of its life than whatever you would pay for cow parts. So get over yourself.
Yes, it's just like some sort of elaborate game of make believe, that there is some fundamental distinction of validity between the subjectivities of animals we label as pets and animals we label as food. Because obviously, dogs aren't pets everywhere in the world. Cows aren't food everywhere in the world either. Lots of kids on farms grow up making friends with particular animals from the livestock. I had a lamb friend as a child that was owned by my grandmother. But those animals get eaten at the dinner table just the same.
Misadventure
butt fros and asian purrs
Bus thi sis also assuming that people become vegetarian solely because of the animals. I'm a pescatarian but it's largely due to the cultural food I was raised with. Everyone has their own reasons to eat or not eat meat.
^This
I know it may seem self-righteous of me to say that I wouldn't kill a puppy but I'd down a burger if I felt like it, but for me, certain animals fall into the "food" categories while other fall into the "extension of the human family" category. Hypocritical, maybe. I bet people's answers would be far different if the question were, would you kill a cow/chicken/whatever your favorite meat dish is here for $1000000.